What to name this??  

08 March, 2007

I had been thinking of writing about this for a long time .But dint.Now since i am not occupied with anything else,i am writing this. Its worth my blog page ..lol.And on much demand i have used the names of the people involved.

Characters - JU (JANGI) , Olive (Lavs)
Minor characters
-Gul ,Div ,Subhi ,JC
Characters potrayed in this incident are absolutely non-fictious. They have two hands,two legs and whatsoever qualities needed to be human-beings.
Some words on the characters before i move on:
The most happening person in my class JANGI-Became popular as "JU gal" after "Those 9 hours" . Sorry,revelations has limits.
Olive -named so because she likes someone like 'Brutus'- Miss.Laughing Beauty of my class.Tell her the worst joke,she will laugh for ten mintues.

JU has SCOOTY PEP . Sorry the name reads so.But it is just an engine surrounded by some metal guards.It has starting trouble.You will never know when this so-called-vehicle(SCV) will stop .And if you are a co-rider ,then definitely you have to be ready to get down amidst heavy
traffic because of some problem in the SCV.[Experience of DIV and GUL].It has headlights but they do not glow at night (not in day either).There is something called a brake which a vehicle should have.But tis SCV will stop only if you go and hit somewhere.You can turn on the ignition and sit on the SCV to reach your destination. And Olive gets lift till Guindy on this SCV.Sometimes Gul also joins them.Triples on SCV.Sad story .
This incident took place in the last week October.The day before Olive's birthday.

Parking Lot
Olive
-hey jangi i have to go home early today .Tomorrow my birthday na,so i have to go and do some shopping.
Jangi-Why worry when you come with me..[Thats the biggest worry]

Ju and Olive riding .Suddenly a big pit.. Olive notices that before JU.
Olive- Jangiiiiiiiiiiiii....
Jangi's immediate reaction- She turns back to find out what is wrong.
Jangi(trying to face Olive) - What??
[next only sound]
SCV is lying on one side.Our Heroines -JU and Olive on the other side.Both of them laughing together.But Olive starts to have tears.Now as per the rules of the roads in Chennai,some third party comes for help.SCV is being lifted and placed in a corner.Olive is asked to relax.Now Olive searches for JU.. [enge?? enge??]
JU is still lying in pit .What is she doing??JU is messaging SU... [wow~~Now is SU gonna appear in the scene?] nah !! :( :(
JU endures sever damage in the knee .She has had wounds and scratches
in legs and hands.Same case with Olive too.

That night my cell beeps. Its a message from Subhi.She rarely has balance to message from her mobile.
subhi-"Hey JC ,Jangi and lavs met up with accident"
me-"oh what happened?"
she narrates me.Then i call up JU . and to my suprise i got her line .After "those 9 hours" JU's line had been difficult to obtain.
me- Hey what happened .You met up with accident? how ? how are you now?
ju- hahahahahaha..
She did nothing other than laughing.Then narrated something.After some 3 days JU and Olive make up to college.And i repeat the story to everyone who asks me,teasing JU and Olive.They keep laughing.Now everything is fine. 4 days left for end semester exam.

Now JC on wheels. Riding her Scooty .NO, this is not SCV .Its quite perfect. And what happens??Yea,i met up with an accident on the Velachery Main Road. lol.and i too fell in a pit .The road was wet and slippery and velachery main road is worse during late evenings.[goddamn velachery road]And got wounded up in knee and worst,in my chin too.I messaged JU saying the 'co-incidence' . or to tell that her prayers have been fulfilled.Then my phone keeps on ringing.Ramya calls and showers her utterly concern over me.JU calls .. She laughs and laughs ..Subhi calls..Div&Gul msg and scold me for careless driving..
Olive's msg- "hey you also fell down like us.. hahahahehe. You are not able to open mouth too huhuhu:) :D :D "
Reply- Undisclosed.

The groundnut of my class calls up and then spreads the msg to all .Now i turn up for end semester exam (managed to walk till exam hall).Everyone inquires about accident and health.After exam,renamed as "BOLT" by Ramya's 'you-know-who' [Sorry ramya ;)].And i took the Velachery road after that only twice. Managed to take my stride along the IT highway .
And i even gave a treat for this accident !

Unanswered Answers !!  

06 March, 2007

When I told Ramya that this is going to be my blog for the day, she asked me if its "Unanswered questions or answers" .Readers with the same confusion ,its the answers which i haven't answered to the questions so far.And yea to people who don't know Ramya,its better you don't know ! lol..

And i am totally jobless today .Had nothing to do other than publishing this post.

Some questions from people really sound obvious that i never reply to them.
Listed below are some samples.

I am online in YM and suddenly a window pops out asking..

[sender-undisclosed]:"Hey JC you alive ?"
"how can i be online if i am dead ?? "

Now i get into the sms. Annoyingly interesting sms i should mention.

sms1-"hey you there?"
my reply- where? (but i ve ne'er replied this)

msg1 to 'class' - "ethics portions chap 1 according to syllabus.Its unit 1,2 acc to Mike martin book"
reply 1- There are two books -white and green and topics arent the same.Which one are you referring to? [hmm sensible qtn!]
my reply- the green one
msg2 to 'class' - hey ppl,if you have green book its chap 1 and 2 .If its white or some other color book pls refer to the syllabus and check out the topic for yourself.
reply2- From the '$%#%#%' of my class.
hey i have green book ,which chapter to study?
Unanswered ans - Censored (really )
reply3- Hey i have white book and all topics are different.So cancel tomorrow's test
Unanswered ans - sure darling...What job on this earth have i got other than doing things you say??

XXX - why so much portions for tomorrow's test?
Unanswered ans - Because i prayed to offer 108 coconuts at the temple if the portions are this vast .. [my usual terms-to be simpler -' venduthal']

And some more questions : Merely fun..

Ramya - Why is ascendas/beach/T nagar so bloody crowded today?
My usual stare!! What else could i offer to the Great Lady.

Geethu - JC .. Are you free ??
"In what context should i take this question. Be specific ..lolzz.."

Aish - hi,are you messaging from someother number? sent:11.45 pm
"I dont message from my no itself. why would i do from someother number"

Some more answers:
Why did you delete your orkut account?-No reason !!

Why do you write blogs?-Because i like them

People wont be interested when you write about issues involving you -Its my wish, my blog page and i can write anything i want to.You people can stay away if they aren't interested.

Why doesn't your sms count get over for the day?-Its because i don't sms [silly!]

Some more unanswered - still unanswered..lolzz :)
what classes have you cancelled for tomorrow?
will abcd professor come to class tomorrow?
Will we definitely have assessment tomorrow?

If you do not get a reply from me its either one of the following:
1)I dint get or read your message yet !
2)I dont have balance to reply or there is some network problem !
3)I dont like to reply you!
4)I dont like you !

So i guess the Unanswered answers are revealed.

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