GLEAMS UNRAVELLED

When I told Ramya that this is going to be my blog for the day, she asked me if its "Unanswered questions or answers" .Readers with the same confusion ,its the answers which i haven't answered to the questions so far.And yea to people who don't know Ramya,its better you don't know ! lol..

And i am totally jobless today .Had nothing to do other than publishing this post.

Some questions from people really sound obvious that i never reply to them.
Listed below are some samples.

I am online in YM and suddenly a window pops out asking..

[sender-undisclosed]:"Hey JC you alive ?"
"how can i be online if i am dead ?? "

Now i get into the sms. Annoyingly interesting sms i should mention.

sms1-"hey you there?"
my reply- where? (but i ve ne'er replied this)

msg1 to 'class' - "ethics portions chap 1 according to syllabus.Its unit 1,2 acc to Mike martin book"
reply 1- There are two books -white and green and topics arent the same.Which one are you referring to? [hmm sensible qtn!]
my reply- the green one
msg2 to 'class' - hey ppl,if you have green book its chap 1 and 2 .If its white or some other color book pls refer to the syllabus and check out the topic for yourself.
reply2- From the '$%#%#%' of my class.
hey i have green book ,which chapter to study?
Unanswered ans - Censored (really )
reply3- Hey i have white book and all topics are different.So cancel tomorrow's test
Unanswered ans - sure darling...What job on this earth have i got other than doing things you say??

XXX - why so much portions for tomorrow's test?
Unanswered ans - Because i prayed to offer 108 coconuts at the temple if the portions are this vast .. [my usual terms-to be simpler -' venduthal']

And some more questions : Merely fun..

Ramya - Why is ascendas/beach/T nagar so bloody crowded today?
My usual stare!! What else could i offer to the Great Lady.

Geethu - JC .. Are you free ??
"In what context should i take this question. Be specific ..lolzz.."

Aish - hi,are you messaging from someother number? sent:11.45 pm
"I dont message from my no itself. why would i do from someother number"

Some more answers:
Why did you delete your orkut account?-No reason !!

Why do you write blogs?-Because i like them

People wont be interested when you write about issues involving you -Its my wish, my blog page and i can write anything i want to.You people can stay away if they aren't interested.

Why doesn't your sms count get over for the day?-Its because i don't sms [silly!]

Some more unanswered - still unanswered..lolzz :)
what classes have you cancelled for tomorrow?
will abcd professor come to class tomorrow?
Will we definitely have assessment tomorrow?

If you do not get a reply from me its either one of the following:
1)I dint get or read your message yet !
2)I dont have balance to reply or there is some network problem !
3)I dont like to reply you!
4)I dont like you !

So i guess the Unanswered answers are revealed.